Re: [b] -- da bestest

[Dave Snodgrass <dsv@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

This I find to be typical of Bassoonists. Tempermental loathesome lot.
"Nobody write solos for me." Whiners.
Then the violinists..
"This? I could do this in my sleep. Please give me a challenge. I must go
get my nails done."

You play exclusively music by dead people (unless of course you are not a
snobbish twit) and try to claim to be musicians. Have you ever tried to
play anything with your soul? No. Classicaly trained 'musicians' waste
their whole lives being a tape recorder. I have played it. It brings
tears to my eyes. It's lofty, it's humble, it is death and rebirth
delivered by a master and fucked too frequently by so many pretentious
asses that call themselves musicians that couldn't write an interesting
jingle for a godamned dish soap advert. Spew f-ing "Wonderwall" and other
shit and call Mozart a twat??

<rant ended, reinstantiating decency and fair play>

David

Matthew George wrote:

> ----- Original Message -----
> From: Dave Snodgrass <dsv@xxxxxxxxxxx>
>
> > Mozart: Requiem
>
> Ever had to play anything that pointless twat wrote?  Classical-lite
> may be easy on the ear (hallo Vivaldi), but drives the orchestra into
> a boredom-induced coma (I'm not a Doctor, but from this moment forth,
> you must accept that such a thing exists.  A boredom-induced coma,
> that is, not a Doctor.  Although, of course, a Doctor does
> ex....sorry).
>
>  All Hail Henderson, Emperor of Root Beer
>


 All Hail Henderson, Emperor of Root Beer


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