RE: [b] ++ More Rumors

["Kelly, David D" <D.Kelly@xxxxxxxxx>]

Tane:-

>Secretary, Ms Tessa Jowell, stated that she 'understood the reasons behind
>these actions ...but would urge people to reconsider

HOLY FUCK - WHAT'S GOING ON.....

It was reported yesterday that Mr Gonad, a steelworker from Sunderland,
repeatedly stabbed a shoplifter after he called him 'steel working scum'. Mr
Gonad, who lists his hobbies as golf, gnat sexing, and goat strangulation,
is reported to have said "It's nothing better than they deserve". Today a
Government spokesman said "Good - I'm fully in support of such actions, but
perhaps you should have only stabbed him once."

or something

Dave


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